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Old 10-27-2009, 11:49 PM
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Default Things I hate about Jeeps

OK I can come up with a bunch of reason why I like them so I figured I'd set up a list of why I hate them.


When you have a wiring issue you can't just look under the hood. You have to tear apart the dash to get behind it and guess what the PO did before you.


Some people buy a jeep and automatically assume they are expert offroaders or evil kenevil and end up burying their schtuff.


CJs have gangster leans no matter what you do to them.


People who put 150 pounds of chain on their front bumper to look cool even though they are just making their Jeep look like a tug boat.


Stinger bumpers so big they look like you could let a baby giant push them around like a toddler toy.


People showing off their Liberty's going down a dirt road talking about what a good time they had 'offroading'.


Jeeps that are built then bought by morons who can't figure out how to put them in 4wheel drive.


Jeeps that have $20,000 put into them then the owner pulls out of the driveway and floors it while still rolling backwards tweaking the frame and turning the driveshaft into a curly fry.


Tiny spare tires.

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Old 10-28-2009, 06:26 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I love the third to last! CLASSIC!
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:44 AM
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I see tiny spares on everything though...

I hate how they're these most awesomest offroad vehicles but they come with the weakest axles ever made for a true truck-framed 4x4. makes no sense.
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I hate that they are not broncos, i hate that they dont have ford engines in them, i hate they they don't have a blue oval in the grill... and they are too small, well some of them.
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Old 10-29-2009, 01:07 PM
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hhmmm lmao all good things but really the only thing i don't like is ........... wait for it .................................................. .........................where's the BOW TIE hahaha
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This weekend the BOWTIE was behind my jeep. Being pulled. LOL
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Old 10-29-2009, 09:09 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahah
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Do not ever speak of this again!!!!
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:30 PM
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Allowing someone to drive your Jeep is more than handing over the keys. You have to explain and demonstrate how to start it, turn it,what lights to ignore, where to park and how fast to go also making sure to point out where the fire extingisher is located incase of fire.

Changing lanes by letting go of the steering wheel.

Having more parts store phone numbers in your phone than actual people.

You can put thousands of dollars into a Jeep and it still looks like crap.

Wet seats from thinking 'Oh well the rain will wash the mud off'.

Engaging anything with a vacuum line.
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